"You'll Get Married!"

Having children sure does bring back memories of when I was a kid.  Collin does not want to step on any cracks on the ground either inside or outside.  This can increase the time it takes to walk from the car to a building or even in the house when he is walking on the tile.  While he is trying to not step on the cracks, he says "if you do, you'll get married!".  First, I thought it was "you'll break your Momma's back" and second, what's wrong with getting married?  I asked him "what's wrong with getting married" and he said that he does not want to do that...and continued to walk so that he would not step on a crack.  I guess it's better than breaking MY back.  :)