Too Much Milk

When I was trying on a new shirt I bought but did not try on at the store, Collin came into my bathroom just as I had finished putting the shirt on and was looking in the mirror at it.  The look on my face probably did say that I did not like the shirt.  He said, "The shirt is really tight.  You have too much milk in your boobies for it".  Trying so hard not to laugh, I said, "You are right.  This shirt is too small for me".  There was no way I was about to explain that I did not have ANY milk in those boobies.